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So yeah, maybe some of you guys are into feet. Is anyone here into feet?

I actually wore these stilettos, they're Jimmy Choos, they're not shoes, but I wore them out on New Years.

And I've got so many drinks still on them, they definitely need cleaning.

I can't quite show you just how.

I'm wearing very shiny trousers as well, they're squeaking quite a lot.